Highvault/Datalore

Weather forecast: January 7, 2155
Today: A 30 percent chance of rain. Partly sunny, with a high near 53. South wind 3 to 5 mph.

Tonight: Rain. Low around 46. East southeast wind 5 to 8 mph becoming calm after midnight. Chance of precipitation is 80%. New precipitation amounts of less than a tenth of an inch possible.

Tomorrow: Rain. High near 57. South wind around 5 mph becoming calm in the morning. Chance of precipitation is 90%. New precipitation around half of an inch possible.

Weather forecast: January 11, 2255

Today: 15 percent chance of rain. Partly cloudy, with a high near 83. Easterly wind 15 to 25 mph.

Tonight: Rain. Cloudy, with lows around 65. North wind expected 35 to 45 mph. Minimal to no known threat to life or property in the area. The Weather Service recommends that citizens stay inside, but bring a solid umbrella if venturing out!

Jeffrey Day: Clear. Sunny, with a high near 95.

Weather Forecast: October 4, 2255
Today: No chance of rain. Highs near 99. Occasional gusts of wind up to 3 mph.###Tonight: A stale wind blows over the land. The air is heavy, pregnant with possibility, full of an uncertain future. 50 percent chance of rain.

Weather report: October 5, 2255
Today: No chance of rain. High near 103. The air is still.

Tonight: Sunny, with measured highs nearing 7,000 degrees. Superheated precipitation amounts between five and ten inches possible. The Weather Service recommends that citizens stay inside. Do not leave your homes.

Tomorrow: Uncertain.

Weather forecast: January 7, 2256

Today: Uncertain. Automated ticket submitted for timely repair of meteorological equipment.

Tonight: Uncertain. Automated ticket submitted for timely repair of meteorological equipment.

Tomorrow: Uncertain. Automated ticket submitted for timely repair of meteorological equipment.

Weather regulation plan: January 7, 2807
Synopsis: Planet surface has continually heated since the mid-23rd century. Sequence Unit spontaneous combustion rate is up 369% decade-over-decade. Emergency action required to keep planet temperatures stable.

The plan? Deploy automated climate regulator units surface-wide to manage rapidly heating planet. Install lead unit "Omega" to coordinate periodic storm generation.

Operational notes: Regulator units create low-temperature weather systems intended to cool the planet. The first law of thermodynamics states that the total energy of any given isolated system remains constant; therefore, regulator units are built to withstand tremendous amounts of heat.

Periodic jettison of regulator units into deep space recommended at regular intervals to vent excess heat.

Weather Regulation Snapshot: January 7, 2907
Synopsis: Planet surface heating mostly halted by "Omega" system storm generation when combined with timely and periodic launching of superheated or worn-down Units into deep space.

Recommend periodic replacement of space-launching personnel, as well. Accumulated trauma from repeatedly launching sentient, face-having creatures into space eventually wears down the individual, reducing work efficiency.

Material on hand for Omega replacements is projected to last 207 years. Word from on high tells us that's plenty, and that if we need more material than that, we've got bigger problems than a superheating planet that can't sustain any form of life. Okay, then.

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